In a little over a week, I'll be heading to Columbus, OH for the RT Booklover's Convention, but I bet I don't see a single set of bare buns while I'm there. I'm sure the cover models are hot, but I'm guessing that shirtless is as far as they're willing to go. *heavy sigh*Not sure the Booklovers are ready for a nude male review, anyway, but wouldn't it be fun? I'm sure if there was one, it would be standing room only--either that or everyone would be standing out in the hall, too chicken to go inside!
For myself, in preparation for RT, I'm trying, unsuccessfully, to get my fingernails to remain at a decent length. Normally, I don't give a damn about such things, but it's amazing what you start thinking about when you're planning to wear nail polish to an event.
You see, for me, the nail polish really means I'm dressing up. That and pantyhose. Knee highs are best, if you can get away with them, but then there's that inner thigh rub thing if you're wearing a skirt. I managed to escape that fate when I went to DC last summer by buying gaucho pants to wear with my fancy jacket, but this time, there are two events where the pantyhose are not optional. I was encouraged last year to wear thigh highs, but one trial run was enough to convince me that wearing a suit of armor would be preferable. Again, the thigh rub thing, which I thought I left behind forever when garterbelts and hose were replaced with pantyhose, surfaced. I can't think of anything more uncomfortable unless it's a girdle or perhaps a bra with a broken underwire. UGGGHHH!!!!!
Anyway, what about you? What is the most uncomfortable thing that fashion has dictated that you MUST wear?
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