Friday FUN!

Weall know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: 

 :) means a smile and :( is a frown. 
Sometimes these are represented by :-) & :-( 

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) an ass hole
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_)kissmy ass 

(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

But can anyone come up with an ASSICON for THIS????