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When someone mentions the family jewels, which picture best represents your immediate mental image?

This picture? 


















 Or this one?

I thought so.

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 It wouldn't surprise me if this was actually true one day. Too funny!

However, this is still one of the best uses for a phone.

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Just in case anyone was wondering, the zucchini killers are called Squash Vine Borers and can be controlled with insecticidal soap or pyrethrum spray.

I don't think this guy has that problem with his zucchini.

Thanks for the pics, Donna!

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Weall know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: 

 :) means a smile and :( is a frown. 
Sometimes these are represented by :-) & :-( 

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) an ass hole
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_)kissmy ass 

(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

But can anyone come up with an ASSICON for THIS????

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Okay gang! The promotional period for Stud is almost over, so this will be the last round of Write Your Own Caption for a while. The one who makes me laugh the hardest and hasn't already won this month, wins a free signed copy of Stud!

Whether you believe this is for real or not, (and, personally, I don't) you've got some serious meat to work with here. Go for it!

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Leaving Gatlinburg today. :(
While we're on the road, hop on over to Night Owl Romance Blogspot for your chance to win a free copy of Stud!
But before you go, WRITE YOUR OWN CAPTION!!!!

Thursday in Gatlinburg!
Yesterday we took a drive down the road the purse thieves took, looking for Suzie's purse, but since this is what was alongside the road most of the time, I have a feeling it will never be found.

We did explore parts of the mountains we'd never seen before. This is the campground at Cade's Cove, which is probably quite nice when it isn't raining.

We had lunch at the Riverstone Restaurant in Townsend. Great food, cute waiter named Shay who took our picture for us. Sorry, no picture of him, so you'll have to settle for my description. Tall, skinny, dark curly hair, plaid shirt, nice Tennessee accent, and a good sense of humor--which is important to have when you're dealing with this bunch.

On the way back to Gatlinburg, we stopped at several gift shops, including this woodcarving place where Willy met some new friends. He wanted to bring her home, but she was too big for him and too pricey for me.

And the same goes for this bunch.

Added to the fact that none of them would've fit in the car. How do people ever get these things home?????

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It's time again to play Write Your Own Caption! After you've made me laugh enough to win a free copy of Stud, come on over to Sizzling Hot Book Reviews for another chance to win!

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Last Friday was so much fun, I think we should do it again!
So WRITE YOUR OWN CAPTION!
Whoever makes me laugh the most wins a copy of STUD!!!!

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It's time once again to play WRITE YOUR OWN CAPTION!

The one that makes me laugh the hardest wins a copy of STUD!!!!

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I only wish I was having fun! Got Wildcat back from my agent yesterday with several suggestions for revisions, so I'll be working on that for a while, plus, I still have guest blogs to write for Stud's release. How did I ever do this while working full time???

Maybe I need to take more Vitamin C to keep me going.

Just look at what it did for this guy!

This one, on the other hand, seems to have had his fair share of orange juice this morning!

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Wondering what to get for that jogger on your list this Christmas? Here's the perfect gift!

Jog Strap... It's even big enough to carry this in it!

Only TWO shopping days left until CHRISTMAS!!!!
Slave is now on sale for $1.99 and Entanglements is now available from Amazon!

Friday Cowboy Fun!

TwoTexans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. Onesaid, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." 

"I don't think Ihave ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well,it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her frombehind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in yourhands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' 
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds." 

 Hmmm.... Somehow I don't think anyone would buck this guy off, even if he pulled a stunt like that! 

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LOL! Limber little bugger, isn't he? I have a feeling he could make a girl think she was doing it with two guys.

Hmmm... Might have to put that position into a book sometime.

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You know, there are some things that you just never think of. 

Like Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian side.

Or a shot of the beach taken from this particular viewpoint...

Enjoy your Friday!

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Believe it or not, my DH found this pic and emailed it to me.

What will they think of next?

We had a great time at The Melting Pot fondue restaurant last night. I just wish Lindsay wasn't leaving us. The food was great, and though our waiter, Chad, didn't get into the whole Willy thing quite as well as our waiter at Bubba Gump's in Gatlinburg, the manager thought he was a hoot and was more than willing to pose for a picture!
 

 This was as close as Chad was willing to get to our man Willy, who was hiding behind my tea.
  

 Let's see now... Left to right, that's Christina, Amanda, Natalie, Lindsay, Shirley, and me as we were getting ready to leave, stuffed to the gills with fondue. It was all good, but the chocolate fondue at the end was to die for.

I'm heading out to the Indiana Romance Writers annual retreat this afternoon. I'll be posting some pictures from there this weekend. Cannot wait! We're gonna have a blast!

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TGIF!!!!

Cappuccino, anyone?

Or perhaps you'd prefer sushi?

And here's the latest Sextet cover. I think it's the best yet!

Enjoy your Friday!

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Like, WTF is that I see peeking from between his legs?





















Or from underneath his hip?

Or from under the hat?

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And to celebrate the completion of the new shower, here's today's naked hunk!

Now if I could just photoshop him into my shower....



























which is almost finished.
This is how it looked at the end of the day on Thursday. Just needs a little more paint, caulk, trim, and two towel racks and it's done.
*sigh* And I have to work for the next three nights. Can't celebrate with tequila until Monday! ;(

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Well, gang, I have gone past 60,000 words on the book originally known as Loner, then known as Hunk, formerly known as Savage, and currently known as Wildcat. I did a find and replace for the word "savage" and replaced it with "wildcat." Some places it worked, and others it didn't. At one point I referred to Jerden as a "wild, savagely sweet pussycat." I'm starting to feel a little schizo--either that, or he is.
Ah well, the prices we pay to be published authors...
Not feeling very funny today. My back still hurts.
Must check my archives.

I believe Donna sent me this one. 
Just needs a little tweaking....

What Women want in a man

What I Want In a Man, Original List
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. Has a big YD. (added by the Cat Master)

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

10. Has a decent YD. (added by the Cat Master)

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lid

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10. Shaves most weekends

11. Has a YD that stays hard

  
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

11. Has a YD that EVER gets hard.  
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

11. Remembers that he HAS a YD.   

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing.
2. (Has a YD long enough that he) Doesn't miss the toilet.  


 This one should do it...

 

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If you've ever wanted a hunk on a bun, now's your chance to indulge yourself.

Actually, I'm more in the mood for cookies. These look like they might be big enough...

I'm visiting with my sisters this weekend and won't have access to internet. Hold the fort for me and have a great weekend!